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Guantanamo Bay Reality Shows I Would Watch
Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:51 AM EST
So nobody seems to know what to do with the prisoners currently staying at the lavish retreat of Guantanamo (playfully named "Gitmo") on the beaches of the Caribbean island nation of Cuba.
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Axis of Evil Sponsors "Evil Dictator Idol" Auditions
Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 AM EST
With the whole world's attention focused on American Idol auditions this week, it appears that members of the Axis of Evil have felt that their evil antics haven't been getting enough love and attention.
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Scientologists Stole My Soul for Alien Harvesting
Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:22 AM EST
On Friday night after a prolonged session of drunken jibber-jabber, a plan was concocted betwixt a friend and I to infiltrate the infamous Church of Scientology. The discussions had arisen due to recent news of the early death of movie icon John Travolta's teenage son.
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Fart Silencers: Only in Asia is the New Only in America
Seeded on Sun Jan 4, 2009 11:28 AM EST (The Numb Cranium)
Whether a good thing or not, it seems to me that America has seemed to have lost its ability to claim that anything super unusual could only happen in America.
Taking Away Our Right to be Fat
Seeded on Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:58 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
The new governer of New York, David Paterson, has proposed a "fat tax" on sugary drinks, like non-diet soda, and now the State Health Commissioner Richard Daines has jumped on board.
Christianity, Vampirism, and Santa Clause
Seeded on Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:09 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
Most people are well aware the Christian religion had to absorb its share of ye olde tradition to keep us damned pagans happy as we were transitioning from magic and superstition to the one God religion of the early A.D.'s.
Pay the Poor to Hunt Rats (Says German Politician)
Seeded on Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:04 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
Der Spiegel, a german newspaper reported Tuesday that a Berlin politician has come under fire for suggesting that poor people should be encouraged to catch rats by offering them €1 per dead rodent.
But What Kind of Shoe Was It?
Seeded on Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:04 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
I think it is a telltale sign of the times when lowly journalists are in the habit of throwing shoes at the commander-in-chief of the most powerful nation in the world.
Terrorist Legos - Just in Time for Christmas!
Seeded on Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:00 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
What can I say? I love Legos! Especially when they are partially representative of current troubles and draw immediate controversy. These little guys come custom-molded from www.BrickArms.com and have a variety of weapons and accessories to choose from.
Rob Blagojevich - Lamest Political Villain of the Month
Seeded on Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:22 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
Lamest Political Villain of the Month Award goes to Rob for his extraordinary levels of bravery and stupidity who swept into office as the governor who could bring change and reform, and wipe out the corruption in the Chicago governor's office.
Economic Times are Tough – But Not for Human Lab Rats
Seeded on Tue Dec 9, 2008 2:46 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
Paul Clough, a 30-year-old from Austin, Texas, fell on hard times five years ago. A homeless man suggested that Clough take part in medical clinical trials, and now it's his full-time gig. Clough estimates that he brought in $28,000 this year by..
Auto Companies Owe Us Cheap Super Cars
Seeded on Wed Dec 3, 2008 7:18 PM EST (The Numb Cranium)
I just don't know if I'd prefer a flying car or a swimming car. I think I'd get tired of flying after the initial bit, and there'd be a lot more creatures and visuals underwater.
Economic Crisis - solved.
Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:46 AM EST
I read the back cover of a Macro Economics for Dummy's book once, so I'm pretty sure I understand and can save the world from complete anarchy and implosion. These guys, Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson don't know what they're doing, but no worries - I'm here to help.
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Scientologists Stole My Soul for Alien Harvesting
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